Chef Only Uses Blender
Chef Only Uses Blender
"Why complicate life?
Once food's eaten, ends
up in pieces anyway."
"I invented the smoothie."
"One kitchen, one blender."
"Bring your suffering
children to me, and I
will serve them baby
food fit for an emperor."
"Dribble designs
are my forte…"
"Place settings include
plate, spoon, napkin,
tumbler, nasturtiums."
"Knives out throughout."
"If I don't have to
blend, I arrange."
"Drool is cool."
"You say borscht, she
says goulash, I say
let's eat!"
"I prefer not to do
tableside service.
The blender resonates
with the dining room's
crystal."
"None of our wine
stewards are qualified
to use the blender."
"Leave your dentures
on your nightstand! You
won't need them here."
(this is a cute idea, but won't survive hecklers)
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