From Dystopia How-To
From Dystopia How-To
"I do not have any idea
what's going on."
All our yesterdays have lighted fools the way to dusty death…
The same road goes both up and down. The beginning of a circle is also its end. Not I, but the world says it: all is one. And yet everything comes in season.—Heraclitus
Hard to decipher the relationships among the Dark Lord's disciples…
Some, like Maat, stayed with the old ways, while you peasants
wrote a new liturgy:
"Maat, we are poor men who can't possibly satisfy you."
(priests burst out laughing)
Maat: "Yet how valiant you are! I don't want your seed. I want a couple of your kidneys for our Dark Lord."
"Sorry. Our Dark Lord's maladies?"
Maat: "None. He's wanting an extra kidney or two, —just to be different."
Maat was given the ears of an ass after dissing a Rap Battle…
"Nothing is true, and all is allowed.
Blesséd be her name."
Do not bother to pray silently, but always thank our leaders.
"If I kill you, will you please shut up?"
Wonder what people got up
to back when?
Thumb pianos and penny whistles seem the most popular… For those who use thumbs or pennies.
VO: "Keto, not Keno. Keto."
You're not fasting… You just can't find anything you want to eat…
In times of dearth, despair.
In times of girth, jellyroll.
Hatchway must be secure before
lining up for chow.
Spoons only return for deposit 6¢ —
Salt packets 2 per table (Good luck!)
Metallic flavors become cheerier
when you add peppermint!
The Ask: Please finish eating within 10 days once opened.
Q: How many ration chits will I need?
A: How many elderly will you have?
Plan accordingly.
Pages pieces
slips post-its newspapers
bags blowing through branches
twigs stirring the leaves
dry heat no less
hot but empty
arid metallic
tastes —
lips
Establishing shot: Cumberland Farms
Keto: day to day…
(To the last syllable of recorded time)
There's an unexpected item in the baggage area…
Q: How many chocolate chips will I need?
A: How many kids will you have?
Plan accordingly.
Locusts return, —your bellies will be full.
Dust storms return, —your bellies will be full.
When gullies run dry, you die.
Even the worst can-opener cannot fail to open empty cans.
"I'm waiting for a snake to come
waltzing through my dining room!"
Are you the city mouse or the country mouse?
One might wander between fangs…
Biometrics, we love biometrics.
Biometrics, we're your family!
After mice drink raw H5N1 milk, bird flu virus riddles their organs…
Used to be able to sleep
while listening to NPR… Can't do
that anymore.
VO: "Keno, not Keto. Keno."
Urgent Care, go go go go go go go go!
Maat: "Louisiana descends into dystopia with historic law on abortion pills…"
Nurses wear light-colored gowns…
Priests should probably wear white…
But you do you.
Symptoms like syncope and incontinence are your friends.
Doctors, not so much.
Q: How many ID chips will I need?
A: How many comrades will you have?
Plan accordingly.
(though secrets shared can still be hid)
Be synchronous
(if you can)
or counterbalance as though you have
whole complete inner ears,
bones, the whole bit…
and some climbs
are too important
to not summit —
Cheers!
Try again later or select
a different time period.
WRIT: All subjects must report:
Paladin will 4D mental shift subjects
to accommodate proto-Julian time.
Loyce Pace, in public health, recognizes that another pandemic really could be around the corner…
Maat: "Wow, so negative and lazy, I'll prove you wrong!"
Depends™ figure prominently in your ☣️ future…
{Main
"Kidneys?"Kidneys?"Bring Me the Head
of Alfredo Garcia!"}
Set a check-in timer whenever 𓂀 needs an extra layer of safety like when walking alone at night. If you can't confirm your safety, when the timer ends, safety check will start emergency sharing…
"Now, go home!
and keep order at home!
Go home! Keep order at home!"
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