Rona Sequelae

Rona Sequelae

1 …tempo rubato

     "Dis loud!" 

     "WHAT? ARE YOU FIVE?"

Have you got     

                    a hot numba 

          in floor tonite! 

     Our DJ, Rona, has her 

crew hop 

          hop hoppin' 

Voice of the Theater 

          speakers 

          VR turntables 

     Kitsune breaks 

"When did Heaven get House?" 

"COVID SAID HELLO TO SOME MCs."

We should be dancin' 

     Gotta get down 

          Dancin'!

     Mary: So how's it going with 

your Eldritch Horror?

     Newlywed: Started manscaping, 

so there's that. 

"So, Jesus, did you know…" 

"To whom am I speaking?" 

"Thomas…" 

"Continue."

"My mother wanted me to be 

a physician like Luke." 

"You do you say, don't." 

"What?" 

"Why do you say what, Thomas?" 

"Because my hands are small, she said."

< smallness of hands can 

sometimes indicate 

broadness of mind >

"Hunh?"

"…" 

"Anyway, what's with the new tunes? I did not know Pops liked House!"

Have you git 

                    a hot numba 

          in floor tonite! 

     Our Rona has hashish 

Get up Get on up Get up 

     hava nagila etc 

2 …tempo giusto

     DC C0vidC0mics feature:

     Mayor by day,— 

When the moon rises 

a \ / sigil appears in the Vales Marinara 

(wait Mare something, right?)

     and soon 

          oh so soon 

               too 

(not on the lunar surface, nearby)

     not too far  a w a a a a y, 

          appears The Hare!  

chorus

"So you're partying 

     "And Covid forgot 

          "Like the hobby-horse 

"Dada forgo forgive foregone" 

< springtime hath come as 

Avril with its sweet showers

increases the rue in our bloodstream 

and our hip, our shoulder, 

left middle finger, butthole, 

eyebrows, etc are inflaméd > 

"Aye, not the humidity, 

but long covid like a finger

 in your brain, 

sinuses rebelling, ankles 

swelling, heart a shuddering…"

"Thomas, are you afflicted?" 

"Aye, Jesus." 

"Candidly, Thomas, I'm Kesey here." 

"Well, la dee da!" 

"NO ONE'S MASKED HERE?" 

"To be frank, covid's endemic…" 

"FRANK? SAID YOU WERE KESEY." 

"Surely, you jest." 

"My name's not Shirley, it's Kesey."

"AIRPLANE!" 

"Dance off!" 

     Eat Eat 

          Summer Cannibals 

               Going straight to hell 

     Ate 8    

     Newlywed: I've always thought 

of myself as more like, 

you know, polyamorous. 

Is that so wrong?

     Mary: No, no, we try to support 

the men we love. 

3 …tempo rubato 

    Gotta give all      

you got to your 

good lovin' man!

     Eldritch Horror: We're out of wine. 

Where's your kid? 

     Mary: I don't have a kid. 

I have a son. 

     Eldritch Horror: Look. I have 

spent a hard day jerking off 

and now I don't have time 

to get wine. 

     Mary: Have a look around. 

He loves people. 

"When I was a child, Ma 

used to keep me 

from flying by tying one 

of my legs to a chair, 

so that Joseph could watch me 

while he was fixing the chair." 

G. Berner: Weird. Going on an airplane 

with no mask when it's nearly 

certain that Covid is going 

to be on that plane. 

That is fucking weird.

"Not that kind of flying…" 

chorus

"He's Mister White Keys!

"Keys! Keys! Keys!

"White Keys!"