Who's Askin'?

Who's askin'? 

Who wants to know?     <whois> 

     Tastes like a simulation

     "He said he was Pan, but.

I think he was just a bad man."  

          Who can you teach me 

to fish,—     fishers of fish? 

Marketplace has the hosts 

     with the SNL voices.  

     Sounds like a simulation 

Pretend ur students r motivated! 

     Future GAAP says Honor  

books as intangible like Goodwill. 

     "I can see all the things, 

things on my kitchen counter." 

Jesus made miracle magic, 

     so who couldn't save John? 

The convention, the standard has 

been arrived at through tradition, 

Dr Who?  The Creator?     <finger>

          Feels like a simulation

tradition     <whoami>     aided 

by ordinary, accepted practice 

     measured by instruments, 

using credentialed observers, 

over peanut butter & jelly.

     Smells like a simulation 

          You remember who added 

strawberries to the preserves… 

     Who can pretend heaven is 

a place on earth, but dusty dust 

          ain't grow nothin' 'cept 

ghostberries & busted playlands. 

          Looks like a simulation 

Eyes who wander among palms—

     Dozens of hikers become ill

during trips to AZ waterfalls… 

     —Tiny, red sentient beings,

Oi, me chakras r burning! 

     Przewalski's horses return to

Kazakhstan steppes after 200

     —let's be careful out there. 

Who hasn't printed things in awe?  

          Whose typewriter kills

theists? "Who, who, who shot John?"