Self Storage

Self Storage 

1

Is the loom, the heir's,

or is the heir, the loom?

2

Is the heirloom, Plein air,

moon calf, or Jeff Koons?

3

Why hasn't sister helped

us junk her dorm fridge?

4

Is the loon, an heirloom,

or Grandpap's last decoy?

5

Is heirloom, the moon,

or Clair de lune? Ba boom.

6

How many toonies does

your unit set you back?

7

Is the loom, the heir's,

or is the loon, the heir?

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