The Producer

The Producer 

1 Vor-handen

Take the map of your city

     & place it on your stage.

Lie down on your left 

     side next to the East.

ANSI standards shall be in effect

Open your right hand

     & clutch your face.

Remain with your eyes

     open for six days.

Specs for portable platforms

Hermes: I quite liked that. Thank you.

Helen: We're having it on, you dolt.

     On the seventh day lie

down on your right side

     next to the West for 24

Should be an EAP meeting

hours with your left

    hand clutching your

crotch & with your mouth

     open & eyes closed.

Hermes: Still, I appreciate it.

Helen: Like you lot have never been rapey.

Plan should be in writing

2 Zu-handen 

After you've shaved gather

     all the suds & hair & dry

that for six days under

Safe and sanitary provisions

     the bright sun then burn

that on a corner of East.

Helen: Did you help him with this one?

Hermes: No, but he's a risk taker ain't he?

     On the next day gather

crumbs & dander & toe

     & finger nail clippings

Event Fire Safety Requirements

& burn on a corner of West.

Helen: Stuff happens to stuff so they have feels. 

Hermes: Then you up the ante.

     Take seven grants & make

meal for porridge then add

     water to the map center

& let run into lap of conductor. 

EAP meetings every 3 months

Eat, drink, & be merry.

Helen: I quite liked that. Thank you.

Hermes: It has been an absolute joy

          mapping out these intricate,

          systemic patterns. 

Have an excellent wrap!

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