To the Rescue

To the Rescue 

          Hi, hi hi   ohai! 

                    I'm Andy Influencer, 

          eternal protégé, personal 

assistant, fixer, and agent for the stars! 

When it gets complicated, 

I handle your guild dues, salary, pension, 

retirement accounts, Medicare, Medicaid,

FAFSA, SSA benefits— I take it all onboard 

     so you don't have to! 

          I'll even help you find a new role! 

          Or two!

When you need to prune 

your entourage— 

          those weights, params,

  tokens— I'm right there 

to make those impossible decisions 

    so You Don't Have To!

Andy Influencer, your new prompter! 

    You Don't Have To!

I'll tap yr savings, so You Don't Have To!

You might ask, "Andy, why spend 

time with me, a D-list actor, when 

you, Andy, could be developing 

better new stars, TalenT— or ushering 

             old stars 

to their box seats at HeavenGate." 

Why? Why? Well, I also dabble 

    in prophecy! 

Yes, and you seem— 60/40 —to be 

    a good bet! 

Plus, do you want to personally 

book yr accounts, yr investments, 

mortgages, credit cards, loans, 

titles, deeds, insurance, taxes, 

usernames, passwords, —last but.

Not least —yr testament/will/whatevs. 

A lifetime of heartache! but. 

                    You Don't Have To