To the Rescue

To the Rescue 

          Hi, hi hi   ohai! 

                    I'm Andy Influencer, 

          eternal protege, personal 

assistant, fixer fir teh Stars! 

When it gets complicated, 

I handle your salary, pension, 

retirement accounts, Medicare, 

SSA benefits— I take it all onboard 

so you don't have to! 

          I'll even help you find a job! 

Or two!

When you need to prune 

your entourage, I'm right there 

to make impossible decisions 

so you don't have to: YDHT,

your new Jehovah!   YDHT! 

I'll tap yr savings, so YDHT!

You might ask, "Andy, why spend 

time with me, a b-list actor, when 

you, Andy, could be developing 

new stars or ushering old stars 

to their box seats at HeavenGate." 

Why? Why? Well, I also dabble 

in prophecy! 

Yes, and you seem —60/40 —to be 

a good bet! 

Plus, do you want to personally 

book yr accounts, yr investments, 

mortgages, credit cards, loans, 

titles, deeds, insurance, taxes, 

usernames, passwords, —last but.

Not least —yr testament/will/whatevs. 

A lifetime of heartache! but. 

YDHT